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Post by James Dean on Feb 23, 2006 3:32:07 GMT -5
"Okay so this one time, I was in..." He paused dramatically to think. "Texas. And this girl came up to me right. And she had big..." He gestured with his hands that her breasts were large. "Well you know what they say, everythings bigger in Texas. So her stuff was all hanging out of her dress and she was all like," He switched into a higher, sqeaker voice. "'Oh Jimmy, I love you so much. You're movies are the living end!'." And I was all like 'Settle down baby, I'm not going anywhere.'. And then I took her back to my room right? And guess what I found out man?! Her stuff was infected or inflamed or something man it was gross. I was all like 'Dude! Put your panties back on! I don't need that in here!' And she left all crying then I called the maid to come and change my sheets cause after that nasty girl had been laying on them I didn't want to touch them. And then the maid didn't speak english but she was cute right? So I did her." He lit up another cigarette and smiled.
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Post by Elvis Presley on Feb 23, 2006 3:39:41 GMT -5
Elvis eyebrows slowly raised up, "Man that was something else..." He sat up, "Listen, if that story's true man you're easy!" He laughed at James for a short while. "Just kidding man." He stood up, "Would you like something to drink?"
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Post by James Dean on Feb 24, 2006 0:34:48 GMT -5
"I'm good man." He streatched and stood up. "I think I'm gonna go man. To be perfectly honest with you. You're getting boring." He teased with a smirk.
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Post by Elvis Presley on Feb 24, 2006 1:11:43 GMT -5
"Me? You're the boring one." He laughed, "See ya later then." He walked James to the door.
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